Thursday, April 6, 2023

Stop Whacking Me in the Nuts, Bro!

Okay, in case you hadn't noticed, I can be a little bit warped.

Google has a new AI named Bart that will try to do whatever you ask. I asked Bart to write a children's story called Mr. Sloth and Baby Giraffe Are Friends. It pretty much sucked, all three crybaby whiney-ass versions, so we tried this instead. I really, truly LOLed.

Stop Whacking Me in the Nuts, Bro!

Once upon a time, there were two brothers named Billy and Bobby. Billy was the older brother, and Bobby was the younger brother. Billy was always picking on Bobby, and Bobby always got mad.

One day, Billy was picking on Bobby again. He was whacking him in the nuts with a stick. Bobby was yelling and screaming, and Billy was laughing.

Finally, Bobby had enough. He picked up a stick and whacked Billy in the nuts. Billy fell to the ground, holding his nuts.

"Ow!" Billy cried. "That hurt!"

"That's what you get for whacking me in the nuts!" Bobby said.

Billy and Bobby stopped picking on each other after that. They learned that it's not nice to whack someone in the nuts.

Moral of the story: Don't whack someone in the nuts, unless you want them to whack you in the nuts back.

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